The Circle of Drunkenness, similar to the Circle of Life, is destined to repeat itself every night. I had the pleasure of observing and partaking in one just a few weeks ago.
Step 1:
Get to the bar, sober, sit drinking with friends while mercilessly making fun of drunk girls on the dance floor making fools of themselves.
Step 2:
Continue to judge and mock while imbibing more alcohol.
Step 3:
Reach level of intoxication that allows you to stand up and enter said dance floor and commence dancing.
Step 4:
Notice sober bitches sitting, staring and mocking you on the dance floor.
And the circle continues...
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